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- I will never lean forward that far again to
drink some water out of the bathtub, fall into
it and then directly jump into the box with the
clumping cat litter. (It took so long to get
this stuff out of my coat)
- I will
never again at dead of night carry dirty socks
out of the cellar upstairs into the bedroom,
depose them on the bed and miaow out loud so
that my humans can adore my catch.
- I will
never ever again play “flock of crazed and
indomitable beasts, who chase through the
Serengeti“ with the humans while they try to
sleep.
-
I can’t
jump through closed windows to catch some birds
outside! If I forget that, and I at the try bang
my head against the window and fall behind the
sofa, I will not get up and try it all again.
- I will
never again complain about my wet botty and that
I’m thirsty after I have sat in the water bowl.
-
I will
never again put my paw into any case to see
whether something interesting might be in it.
And if I do it anyway I will not hiss or claw
when my human has to shave me to get the wood
glue out of my coat.
-
If I bite a
cactus, it will bite back.
- When my
human types something on the computer, his
forearms are not a hammock. Computer and
TV-screens do not exist to light my wonderful
tail.
-
I will
never again jump onto the console while my human
wants to type an important
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- I will
learn to relax at the veterinarian, so that they
write down things like “lovely cat“ or “handsome
cat“ into my card file instead of “evil cat“,
“bites often“ or “need help“.
-
I will
never again be cross with my humans all day, and
then at 2.00 am kiss his nose to show that I
forgave him and that he can stroke me now. |
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